What's the date??

Isn't it Halloween at the end of this month?
So who needs Barbie Princesses so urgently?
My hit counter shows me that 36% of my traffic at the moment is linked to people searching for 'Barbie Princess for a day' and landing on this post. Why?? Do you want Barbie to entertain your kids for Halloween? Are more kids in Cali born in October and is there a flurry of frantic princess-party-planning going on? Do you want ME to be your princess again? (Seriously, people, think carefully about that one.)

Usually, my top google search words are "dog massage therapist" (and I thought this was such a joke, but alas I could be a RICH doggie masseur by now!), but Barbie is breaking all records here. Odd how cosmic consciousness works and everyone has the same idea at the same time, huh? Or am I really just pushing this too far now...

Sorry to disappoint all you hard-working party planners. I'm just sitting here blackening my teeth for Halloween, so don't count on me...he, he, he...