Chillin'

I don't see my cousins very often as they live in a different city to me. This city happens to be in a different country and usually on a different continent to where I mostly am.

So imagine my surprise when I see my younger cousin today and notice - for the very first time - that he has become his dad. I grab the flabby bit of his paunch (ja, boep to you, man) and say:
"Hey! Where are your muscles?!"
His cool reply?

Those are my muscles... they're just chillin'.