A new week sees a new onslaught of spam...
I recieved a notification today of a workshop in Paris for professional actors that covers the following skills:
Learn to laugh: splintering laugh, uninhibited laugh, laugh till you pee your pants, till you're in knots, noisily, abruptly, joyfully, sadly, seriously, jokingly, mockingly, singingly, like a madman...
Learn to cry, blubber, sob, whimper: from rage, shame, laughter, joy, tenderness...
...and shed tears whenever you want to.
The classes run for four weeks, once a week for two hours. And it only costs €160 to learn all this - sales tax included.
(Please excuse me while I shed a little shame-and-rage tear on behalf of all actors who get ripped off by skanky coaches who insult us with workshops such as this one. After that, I shall probably have some ice-cream and shed a little joy-and-tenderness tear at the wonderful flavours Haagen Dasz invents to console us. Thankyouandgoodnight)
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2 comments:
Now I don't think I would pay that to learn to laugh to pee my pants but I would luuurve to give it to someone as a gift and then demand to see the results ;)!
You're too cruel. But if you pay me €160 I will show you how I laugh 'till I pee my pants WITHOUT the course... do we have a deal?
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